I've seen it before, but I'm watching a rerun. Madonna's speech was beautiful. And when Janet came on to dance for the "Scream" song...I couldn't speak. She looked like she was going to cry at the end of the dance. And of course, I squealed when Katy Perry covered Queen's "We Will Rock You" with Aerosmith's very own Joe Perry.

I went all fan-girl when Taylor Swift won the moon-man (or whatever they're called) for Best Female Video, and like everyone else, I was pissed off when Kanye West ruined her moment. And then, Beyonce was nice enough to give Taylor a second chance.

Cartman: That guy's really got some sand up his vagina, hmm?

For once, I agree with you, Cartman.

Russel Brand cracked me up. ("You weren't the only ones who caught a glimpse of a grand entrance. Katy, you've got a hole in your trousers, darling.") I also learned a few things. I learned that Lady Gaga is bi, Muse is an awesome band, and P!nk can do acrobats.

OMG JACK BLACK WAS THERE. And Green Day performed. That was awesome. I remember when Taylor Lautner was onstage, I kept screaming, "TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, YOU INCREDIBLY HOT PIECE OF MAN-CANDY!" Yeah, I'm a dork. But I don't really read the Twilight books, and I'd only watch the movies if it meant seeing Taylor's 12-pack.

Lady Gaga p'wned, as did Beyonce. But I kinda freaked when she started "bleeding."

...That's kind of all I remember right now. But it was so awesome.

Next week brings the 35th season of Saturday Night Live, hosted by Megan Fox with musical guest U2! I can hardly wait!